I'm cranky. And I'm usually not. I need to fire. At something. Just because. Well, that's for me to know.
On days like this, I could go on and blame it on the monthly period we ladies can't do without, but I wont. I have long ago vowed never use this time of the month as an excuse to any negative thoughts and the actions it may lead to. Why, you ask? Because it's ridiculous. It's the most ridiculous thing a female creature can afford to do. Seriously. Does it not inflict the slightest pain to have to wait a whole month to obtain the cranky-pass? To think that you even have to have a cranky-pass!
Besides,
Are we, creatures brilliant by nature, so weak to have the world out of obligation agree to allow at least a week, seven days, 168 hours (counted that in my head, if i get it wrong, do mind my mathematically challenged brain) for us to throw such trivial fits? I mean, can we really not be wise and decent enough to control ourselves, to sort out the things of which to be cross from those just obviously illogical? and AT ALL TIMES? At least, at the very least, to put the tiniest effort in hope of reaching this certain level of wisdom that empowers the making up of witty, more agreeable premises regarding the mood swings? How many out there spoil themselves with "I'm sorry i'm on my period"! How it disparages the womankind! One should understand that it is at times like this that the capacity of our brain is put to a test.
Just because. We are better than that.
fun tip: have a count on the overused 'to'. that is bad bad writing.
2 Comments:
Fact 1: All that still have to go somewhere, either that strawberry cream pie, that cat, or maybe that guy(which sometimes have no idea whats going on)
Fact 2: Men has periods too, esp the politicians, certain police officer and some member of the general public. A never ending period with constant mood-swings that is.
oh wait..is this post for the ladies only? damn. . .
preach it, Chris!
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